Now you know what that slut wife of yours was screaming about.
Marine Fucking his Bro in-law!
Whenever someone quips “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” I can’t help but think of relationship like this one.
Sure they are both male, hell they could even be named Adam and Steve for all I know, but anyone looking at this can clearly tell there is only one Man. She may be a male, but look at her, she is smooth, supple, and tiny - she was built to please, not fuck.
People that look at these two and can’t see they are every bit as complementary halves as man and woman are just lying to themselves. From the looks of it, Adam is probably happier with Steve anyway.